Gypsy

You know what this blog is missing?  More pictures of my dog.

Here's one of my favorite pictures of us!

Gypsy is an almost six year old (Birthday is at the end of this month) rescue mutt from our local county animal shelter.  We think she's a mix of German Shepherd, Husky and Collie, but obviously we don't know for sure.

Here are some fun facts about Gypsy:

1.  She is afraid of almost everything.  I have seriously never met such a cowardly dog. Here's a list:

• Big Wheels
• Puppies
• Bubbles
• Stairs
• Small dogs
• Doors
• Fireworks
• Parades
• Our Ottoman
• Drawers
• Ice

There are probably more things.  The other day I fell over while walking her and she hid behind a tree.  She's a little neurotic.

2.  She will do anything for a kringla.  Seriously, they are her favorite thing ever.

3.  She once managed to get a hold of a steak, that was thawing on our counter.  Instead of eating it, like a normal dog, she buried it in the couch cushions where my brother later found it while looking for the remote.  He was not pleased.

4.  She is smart for a dog.  In our apartment building, she plays tricks on the other dogs.  When we walk by their door she sticks her nose under it, which of course causes them to bark.  Gypsy then happily prances away while the other dog is yelled at for barking.  She knows exactly what shes doing.

5.  She will not fetch things.  If you throw something, she expects you to go get it.  And she'll just stare at you until you do.

 After my bridal shower, we tied one of the balloons to her collar.  She was quite confused as to what we were laughing at.

 We also dressed her up so she could win the cutest pet contest at our apartment complex.  She didn't win.  But I think the people who did win cheated.  Plus Gypsy is way cuter than any cat.

And this is her "get the hell out of my face" face.

She is Awesome.

Pumpkin Cake

I chose a bad time to start a blog.  You may have noticed this from the lack of posts.  It's been a rough couple of months here in Iowa land.  We've been dealing with the death of a close relative, job problems and health problems.  Hopefully, now that all of that is mostly sorted out, I can go back to writing on a more regular basis (and I use back in the loosest sense of the word, because as we all know, there are only three posts here.)

So today, I present to you the cake that you will be making for your next fall/Halloween related party.  The pumpkin cake.  And no, I don't mean a pumpkin flavored cake.  I mean a cake shaped like a pumpkin.  And you don't even have to be an all-star baker to do it.

Step 1:  Pick your cake recipe. I used the apple cake recipe from earlier in the blog.

Step 2.  Prepare two batches of it.

Step 3.  Bake said batches in two bundt cake pans.  (I'm poor and only have one so I just repeated this step twice.  It turned out fine!)

Step 4.  Choose your frosting.  I made a cinnamon buttercream, which I will post a recipe for at a later date.  It was delicious.

Step 5.  Make said frosting, or get said frosting out of can. (I prefer homemade frosting, but I know it's easier to just buy it.)

Step 6.  Turn one cake upside down onto the platter you will be using to serve.  Cover the bottom (which is now the top) in frosting.

Step 7. Put the second cake on top of the first cake.  Cover the entire thing in frosting and decorate according to your tastes.

That's it.  An idea so easy and simple, anyone can do it.  Even me!

Here's how mine turned out:

I'm still working on my decorating skills.  But for someone completely untrained in the art of cake decorating, I don't think it's half bad.  The best part is, the bundt cakes naturally make the shape of a pumpkin, so no carving or molding is necessary.  Just coat it with frosting and you're done!

Enjoy!

Letter to Santa

This past weekend my family and I were in New York for my grandmother's funeral.  We also sorted through her belongings and decided what was going where.  Since we live so far away we wanted to make sure that nothing important got thrown away or left behind.  While going through some old pictures and things we came across an old letter that I had written to Santa Claus. Apparently my parents sent them to my grandparents instead of the North Pole. No wonder I never got my easy bake oven...

I wrote it when I was three and yes I do mean actually wrote it.  I had no idea I could write at that age but apparently I could.  And everything was spelled correctly too.  Clearly, I blossomed too early...

Here it is, word for word:

Dear Santa,

I've been a good girl this year. This is what I want for Christmas:

Beauty and Beast Movie

Rescuers Down Under

A Shark

A Doll

Washer and Dryer

Ironing Board

Barbie

A Sleeping Bag

A Candle

A Santa Claus Sweatshirt

ABC Book

A Map

Santa Hat

Thank you

Love

Erin

It is quite possibly the strangest combination of requests I have ever seen from a three year old. My favorites include a shark, a map and an ironing board.  

 

Clearly, I was going adventuring.

Cupcakes!

I know.  It's been awhile. 

In my defense, I went out of town for four days.  And I never specified exactly what "updating frequently" would mean.

Ok, so it's a crappy defense.  I'm sorry.

On the bright side, I can now offer you a delicious, delicious cupcake recipe.  And really, doesn't that make everything better?

So a week and some change ago, the husband and I went to the apple orchard and picked a ton of apples and two pumpkins.  Apples are probably my favorite fruit and I pretty much love anything with them in it.  Especially desserts.  So when I came across this recipe for apple cupcakes, I knew it was meant to be.  I did change the recipe slightly from it's original form so I will give you the adjusted recipe which I used.

Apple Cupcakes:

2 1/4 cups all-purpose flour
2 teaspoons baking soda
3 teaspoons ground cinnamon
 1/2 teaspoon ginger
1/2 teaspoon of allspice
1/4 teaspoon of cloves
3/4 teaspoon ground nutmeg
1 teaspoon salt
1/2 cup (1 stick) unsalted butter, softened
2 cups sugar
2 large eggs
2 teaspoons pure vanilla extract
4 cups coarsely shredded apples, (about 1 3/4 pounds)

Most of what I changed was the spice.  I like cinnamon and all those other good things and I have found that ginger pretty much makes any baked good better.  Especially ones with apple.   I also don't really measure spices, so these are my best estimates of what I used.  I like to think they are fairly accurate.

I would also recommend weighing your apples if possible, so as to avoid chopping up too many or too few, which will inevitably end up with you being frustrated and not enjoying said cupcakes as much.  I think I ended up using about 5-6 apples, but some of mine were small so weighing is best.

Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Do it now.  I always end up skipping the preheating step and then I have to wait to cook anything for 10-15 minutes while the oven heats up.  Save yourself some hassle and turn that oven on.

Line 2 standard cupcake pans with paper liners; set aside (or if you're like me and only have one: line the one that you have and then take the cupcakes out when they've finished baking and re-line). Whisk together flour, baking soda, cinnamon, nutmeg, ginger, allspice, cloves and salt in a medium bowl; set aside.

Put butter and sugar into the bowl of an electric mixer fitted with the paddle attachment; mix on medium-high speed until pale and fluffy.  Mix in eggs and vanilla. Reduce speed to low; mix in apples. Add flour mixture; mix, scraping down sides of bowl as needed, until just combined.

(You could also easily do this by hand with a whisk and a wooden spoon.  Or even with a hand mixer.  But kitchen gadgets are fun, so if you have a stand mixer, us it!)

Scoop out batter into liners, filling each to about 3/4 full.  I like my cupcakes to have a rounded top that extends past the paper liner.  However, the standard is 2/3 which means the top just comes right to the top of the liner.  It also prevents spilling over and big messes on your cupcake pan.  I don't mind making a mess when I bake, but not everyone appreciates that part of the creative process as much as I do.

Cook for 18-20 minutes, or until top is springy.  Remove from the pan (without burning yourself, good luck!) and let cool on a wire rack.  If you only had one cupcake pan to start with refill it and repeat the baking process, until you run out of batter.


Brown-Sugar Buttercream Frosting:

2 large egg whites
1/2 cup packed light-brown sugar
3/4 cup (1 1/2 sticks) unsalted butter, cut into tablespoons

The original recipe says to use cold butter, DO NOT DO THIS!  Seriously, use room temperature butter. Using cold butter when your other ingredients are at room temperature will cause the frosting to separate and look something like the top of yogurt that's two months past it's expiration date.  Get the butter out of the fridge while you're making the cupcakes, it will be the right temperature by the time you get to the frosting.

Put egg whites and sugar into the heatproof bowl of an electric mixer set over a pan of simmering water. Cook, whisking constantly, until sugar has dissolved and mixture is warm to the touch (about 160 degrees).

I don't have a heatproof bowl for my electric mixer so I just used a regular mixing bowl and then transferred it to my stainless steal mixer bowl.  I'm pretty sure this didn't effect the frosting negatively.

With the whisk attachment for your electric mixer, (or just a regular hand whisk) beat this mixture until it forms stiff but not dry peaks.  (I had to look up what this meant, it means when you remove the whisk from the mixture sharp peaks form that are uniform in color and glisten.  If they are dull and speckled, it means you've whisked too much and they've become dry).  If you're using a regular hand whisk this will take quite awhile, with a mixer plan on 6-8 minutes.

Switch to paddle attachment (or wooden spoon).  Slowly add butter (about two tablespoons at a time) on a medium speed.  It says if the frosting separates to beat on a high speed until it recombines.  This didn't work for me.  In fact it made it worse.  If your frosting separates, I would recommend removing the bowl from the mixer and mixing with a hand whisk until it becomes smooth again, either at room temp or in a cool water bath to make it go a little faster.  Mix with the paddle attachment for about two minutes after the last butter is added to remove air bubbles.

Frost cupcakes with the frosting in your favorite way.  I like to put it in a plastic sandwich bag with the corner cut off and make a swirl.  See picture for details.  But really, unless you're entering them in some kind of contest, it doesn't really matter if the frosting looks perfect.

Here's a couple pictures of what mine looked like:

They are scrumdiddlyumptious!  Seriously.  My favorite cupcake recipe ever.  The only thing I would change is the frosting.  I like light and fluffy frosting and this one turned out to be pretty heavy.  This could just be how this frosting is or it might have had something to do with my huge frosting fail and the fact that it separated and I had to spend an extra 20 minutes whisking it by hand to get it back together.  Either way I would give the frosting another chance before I changed it.  But the cupcakes are so yummy.  No change needed there.

Now go make your own.  Because I ate all of these.

This is it.

Hello all.

And when I say all, I mean the one person who is probably reading this because they typed in the website they actually wanted to go to incorrectly.

I have now officially started a blog.


And I have no idea what I'm going to be writing about.  So, I can't really give you a preview of what's coming.  I do know there will be delicious recipes, updates (hopefully amusing) about my life and probably way too many posts about my awesome dog.  I can't help it.  She's awesome.  Here's a picture:

Look at how cool she looks! No?  Well, you'll come around.




So, here's a little bit about me to get the ball rolling, so to speak:

 I live in Iowa.  Yes, that's the state with all the corn and pigs.  I hate corn and eating pork makes me sick, so clearly I need to rethink why I'm living here. 

I am a newlywed.  I married an amazing man named Andy on May 28th, 2011.  We spent our honeymoon in Disney World which was great.  We had an amazing time.  I can't sit on a beach for more than an hour before I get insanely bored so going to a huge theme park was a good choice for us.  Also, the food was super delicious.

I have an amazing dog.  See above.

I heart science.  I think it's amazing and I want everyone else to see how cool it is too.

I love to bake.  Seriously.  My husband knows when I'm stressed because our apartment suddenly explodes with cookies, bread and pies.  I also love to cook, but not to the same degree.

I am extremely clumsy.  Extremely.  I don't even know how I trip on things most of the time, but we have to make extra sure to keep all cords, games, movies, papers, books, and pretty much everything else pushed to the sides of the room or put away.  Andy also recently made a new rule that I'm not allowed to wash any knives.  You can guess why that rule was made...


And that's pretty much all the essential information.  I'll do my best to keep this updated frequently, no promises of course.  Although, to be honest, I'm not sure if anyone is going to read this at all so I might be in the clear.

I promise the next post will be better!